WINTER IS COMING…
It’s time for that awkward pre-mid-winter chill where it’s not cold enough to justify turning on the heater and not really worth the effort to get a sweater. What’s even worse is that all your freakin’ favourite characters on your favourite tv show are dead. Dead I tell you, not Walking Dead dead either, we’re talking dead dead. I don’t even like Game of Thrones, what kind of a show has a kid who orders the execution of a hand and who’s “dad” now has no hand and also has a hand who is his “dad’s” dad, who’s son is a midget ex-hand?
Anyway, what’s this email even about? Oh yeah, you’re gonna need some extra veges this winter to get you through. So, here’s a special voucher for $2 off any vege burger.
To all the vegetarians who wrote in saying we always forget to send you guys something, this one’s especially for you! Hodor!!!
Feel free to change things up a bit with some extra mango, avocado, peanut sauce or whatever, heck you can even use the voucher to add some meat.
Click to the left there where it says click here (but don’t click here)…
PS - Who has a wedding in the middle of winter anyway? Honestly, WTF?
PPS - If you haven’t watched Game of Thrones, then apologies, this will have made no sense (except the voucher bit). But, if you do get invited to a Game of Thrones themed wedding this winter, DON’T GO. We’ve warned you.